As my British-friend Ricky pointed out, I tend to make fun of the Brits quite a bit. Well, here you go Ricky... "How to spot a tourist" - by yours truly.
(1) They have their cameras set up. Everywhere. Even in front of everyday places.
(2) They wear "I Love London" tshirts. And bags. And they simply can't get enough of "keep calm and carry on" splattered on their outfits. (They also might be near a sightseeing tour bus as shown below)
(3) They have their luggage at a cafe. It is approximately 10 times more luggage than the average business man carries
(4) They never cross the street until the little green man is showing. Seriously? Who has time for that?!?
(5) They look lost and are carrying a map. (In this case they also might stare directly at you as you take the picture - maybe they wanted help?)
(6) If they aren't wearing London swag, they are probably wearing Abercrombie&Fitch
